28 Apr 2009 @ 8:39 AM 

there was a fish swimming in the water, the fish thought if that fly drops 6 inches, i can eat it. The bear on the bank thought if that fly drops 6 inches, that fish wil jump out eat it and i can eat the fish. The hunter thought if that fly drops 6 inches the fich will jump up and eat it the bear will catch the fish and i can shoot the bear. The cat spotted the sandwich in the hunters pocket thought if that fly drops 6 inches the fish will jump up and catch it, the bear will catch the fiush, the hunter will shoot te bear and i can get that sandwich out of his pocket. the dog thought if that fly drops 6 inches the fish will catch the fly, the bear will catch the fish, the hunter will shoot the bear, the cat will eat the sandwich and i can eat the cat. so the fly dropped 6 in. the fish got the fly, the bear went after the fish, the hunter went after the bear and fell in the water, the cat fell in the water. Moral: everytime a fly drops 6 inches, a p-u-s-s-y gets wet.
this was much better when i first heard it so dont judge it by what you are reading. please just read it and tell me if it is funny or not.
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Last Edit: 28 Apr 2009 @ 08 39 AM

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